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Wolverine! (Shiny.)
Sunday, May 3, 2009 @ 10:36 PM

Striker: Serve your country!
Wolverine: I'm Canadian.
- Major lols from X-Men Origins: Wolverine

I've seen The Jane Austen Book Club five times this entire week! xD Which does make me kind of a freak and/or dork, but nothing else was interesting on TV—other than Enchanted (my third time this week? Ugh.) and Bridge to Terabithia (my first time, thankfully; and it was beautiful!). But I have been able to go out and actually see a movie in theaters now, which is a nice breather: X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

SUCKS!

And here's why: It really is just over-exaggerated. It's overly dramatic, and gosh, overly sentimental for such angst-filled and revenge-driven characters—making the actors seem just too much, exaggerating their every expression and every mannerism. The events of the story are just preposterous and ridiculous and, unfortunately for the audience, laughable. I mean, SRSLY. They're just like: Dead alive dead alive dead alive dead alive—GOD CAN YOU JUST DIE ALREADY? Seriously. It's insane. Honestly I really was just waiting for the movie to end, and that is really not good. The best part could've just been seeing Xavier in the last bits. And God was it so cliche!

Plus side to it is that the action scenes and visual effects are stunning, amazing, terrific, brilliant.

But sadly: That's about it. xD